Breakfast for Awesome Dudes (for Ashely)

I'm on vacation for a week, and it's screwing up my sleep schedule pretty bad. I've been taking 3-4 hour naps every 9-12 hours or so since Sunday morning. I guess it's cool, I don't know...it is hard trying to concentrate on easy tasks like remembering why I was even going to post a blog in the first place...oh yeah! This is for Ash, mainly because I'm grossing her out via text messages, and the pictures I tried to send to her via her work email won't allow pictures of awesomeness. But yeah...here's how you make an egg and hot dog burrito:

I'm pushin' 30

Shit ain't how it used to be.